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katara:

Zayn was born in 1993, that is the year global warming started because Zayn is just too hot to be on this earth, I want this Pakistani seed spread far and wide over me over everyone I want the Zayn Malik gene pool to be larger than the 11 tribes, I want to feel his thrust like I feel the NYC gusts in the fall I want to feel his warm musical hands deep inside my orifices, his penis will be my throne 

benwinstagram:

#i would watch a movie where the only plot is zayn mocking Harry in different situations

russelbrand:

Ask me if I give a motherfuck ?!!

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My favourite 1D tweets of all time.

standup4-1d:

loveaussiedirectioners:

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Thats right, THESE ALL HAPPENED

Ignore the fact they are funny because most of them are dirty